Day 1
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Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can...
A guy in my squad just offered to pay me to clean his room for him on a weekly basis. DO I LOOK LIKE A MAID TO YOU?!?! I hinted to him that...

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